I'm Michael, Lohanthony and Kingsley are my spirit animals. Kik me: mochat97

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho, via precumming)

shady-business:

God she looks like she just witnessed a baby being hit by a garbage truck.

wheretheoscarwildethingsare:

imagine if prostate cancer research was marketed like breast cancer

women in “i <3 pegging” bracelets

"save the anal!"

(via michaxl)

foie:

ciao
fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off
no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

(via ugly)

britney2007spears:

when ur in a kids party and all the kids start staring at uimage

(via oomshi)